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From Dhoom to doomsville
(Posted on 27 August 2004)

Dhoom machale….dhoom machale…dhoom… goes Tata Young in the music video created by Arjun Sablok to promote the film.

She has a point. There’s many a slip between Dhoom and doom, and such a fabulous music video airplaying round-the-clock helps to keep away doom.

On Thursday night Dhoom was all over the channels. The Aaj Tak correspondent caught the Uday Chopra and John Abraham duo zooming around on their mobikes on the streets of Mumbai. “Dhoom kaun macheyega? Potholes or the bikes?” the correspondent asked.

Chopra and Abraham gave each other a look…and then took the strange question in their stride. If you can zoom around Mumbai on a mobike the whole day what’s a correspondent, who doesn't mind asking silly questions for the sake of sounding zingy.

On NDTV India’s Mumbai Central John, Uday, Riimi Sen and director Sanjay Gadhvi were quizzed by the correspondent on a live location teeming with curious bystanders. While the three men conducted themselves with confidence poor Ms Sen was treated like a retard. There was laughter each time she opened her mouth. And when the correspondent asked her a question on the film, the director intervened. "Don’t ask her all that. Just ask her about Abhishek Bachchan."

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The K women: As far as the treatment of women is concerned I think the soaps are far ahead of the talk shows. The women are in -charge and often emotionally stronger than the men. In Ekta Kapoor’s excellent Kahiin To Hoga I love the character of Sujal’s la-di-dah aunt who hauled him over the coals on Thursday.

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“What did you think? Kashish would marry you after my son’s death?” she taunted him. “She dumped you and married my son for his money…” The words fell like pelting nails on Sujal, as the Rich Bitch sneered secretly, just like the wanton wife Aparna in Kasautii Zindagii Kay.

The negative woman characters hold up the soaps, much in the same way that the movie moghuls take care of Bollywood. BBC’s invigorating series Bollywood Bosses, featured Rakesh Roshan on Saturday. After Ram Gopal Varma, Sanjay Bhansali and Karan Johar, Roshan seemed like an unusual choice.

Rather than judge or evaluate his cinema in detail (there was one female critic doing that, though she worded her observations very carefully as though she was walking on glass rather class) the docu-profile let Rakesh Roshan and his son Hrithik speak.

Both spoke feelingly. They seemed to remember details from their past that were painful and yet potent. The ‘struggle’ that goes into the creative process is very integral to Sanjay Bhansali and Rakesh Roshan, though they both spoke of a different variety of struggle on Bollywood Bosses, and that difference shows up in their work.

I specially liked this observation of Rakesh Roshan. “Every time it (the process of filmmaking) is the same… the same nervousness before scripting, the same clammy hands on the day of shooting.”

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Quite a week: Last week the beer-bar dancers of Mumbai had gone on a collective protest march. A well-known social activist who appeared on NDTV’s Mumbai Central last week said, “It has been quite a week for women.”

I thought of her statement, when I saw Raveena Tandon as the broken but brave Choti Bahu in Sahara’s Sahib Bibi Ghulam. The plot and the events have now begun its downhill journey. And Raveena’s crumbled face conveys the valiant dignity of a woman, who knows she’s fighting a losing battle against fate.

Last week there was quite a poignant moment, when in front of her ailing husband she brings out her jewellery to save his honour. Raveena got across the poised poignancy of the situation extremely effectively.

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Some good adaptation: The trouble is, most of the literary works on television are submerged in reams of kitsch that the soaps are famous for. How many viewers know the indomitable Gulzar’s adaptations of Munshi Premchand’s stories are on air at this very moment? The last time Gulzar Saab came to television to do the lucid and lyrical Mirza Ghalib, he created history.

His adaptations of Premchand’s stories could’ve been a new beginning for Doordarshan. The trouble is, no one watches national television any longer, not even in the so-called ‘interiors’ where they’ve already switched to the ‘MTV’ mode of home entertainment.

Gulzar’s literary adaptations are every bit as meritorious as his timeless feature films. Here’s one filmmaker, no… a visionary, who hasn’t compromised on quality just because of truncated size of the medium. Godaan, which Gulzar adapted last month was brought to television with none of the nuances from the original text getting lost in the transcreative process.

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Whoes watching?: And now Kafan, last Sunday had Pankaj Kapur in a superlative-defying performance as a man so wretchedly impoverished he defined if not invented the poverty line. Gulzar Saab’s luminous ability to convey home truths with minimum ostentation was on full display.

But alas, who’s watching?! A few evenings later I was back on Doordarshan to watch an espionage thriller Joshilay, where this macho cop runs into his old flame, now married to a man who uses his hands on her quite liberally. Ex-flame sobs, cop fumes, sadistic husband sniggers…..

Viewers simply wept for the fate of Gulzar’s outstanding series.

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