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Here we go round the mulberry bush!
(Posted on 14 August 2004)

"The minds of children are so influential (sic)," said an independent voice on the debate, on NDTV India's Public Platform, on execution for rape. The guy from the BJP agreed. "Children are so….what was the word you used?" he turned to the independent voice. "Han, influential."

Dunno about the kids. But these round-table discussions sure are getting…. er, influential. And I think the channels need to make sure that the issue-based talk shows aren't misused or worse, subverted to suit specific lines of thought.


You need to ponder more madam!: Barkha Dutt

Till the eleventh hour, television continued to debate the pros and cons of Dhananjoy's execution. Thanks to the ugly controversy, the principal of the school in Kolkata in which the poor raped and murdered girl studied became a tele-visible face. For some strange reason the lady became a recurrent face specially on one channel, NDTV, where I saw her holding forth on Thursday night.

Barkha Dutta wanted to know if the principal was remorseful now that the hanging was inevitable. The lady denied any such retraction. But the whole attempt to create a sympathy wave on the electronic medium for the gruesome crime was appalling.

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Celebrated views?: What were the TV channels thinking when they invited celebrated panel members to express humanitarian thoughts for the man in death row? In this context I liked Amar Singh's concerns on NDTV. "I've two little daughters myself. And since Dhananjoy's guilt had been proven beyond doubt, why the delay for so many years?"

I am afraid I agree with Amar Singh's reasoning. Why was Indian television trying to create a sympathy wave for the rapist and killer, even as women activists on various channels fumed furiously at this effort to extend compassion to a cold-blooded criminal?

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Serial Killer: That reminds me of Aparna in Kasautii Zindagii Kay, who after slaying her husband Anurag has now come out of the closet. Forget the role of the weeping widow. She struts around like the 'Flavour Of The Month'. On Thursday, she slipped off her weeds and got into a slinky slit gown and pouted down a flight of staircase to greet her open-mouthed guests at a party.

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Kasautii…. isn't the only serial on air that's coming out of the closet. On Kahaani Ghar Ghar Kii, the battle between the two women claiming to be the protagonist Parvati is over. The "original" Parvati, played by Sakshi Tanwar, is the real Parvati. That means the impostor Parvati played by Jaya Seal is being given marching orders by Ekta Kapoor. But all those missing Anurag Basu on Kasautii... should simply stifle their sobs. I've a feeling he's going to make a comeback sooner than we expect.


Twin problems?

Double Trouble: In the meanwhile Cezanne Khan, who plays Anurag, is now part of a new daily serial Hum Do Hain Na on Sony. It stars the child actress Hansa Motwani (who played the gang-rape victim in the gruesome film Jago) in a double role. I've seen children play twins earlier on. In AVM's huge 1960s success Do Kaliyan, Neetu Singh had played the twins with a mature élan.

The girl in Hum Dono Hain NA is black and blonde… and that's the only way they can be told apart.


Please brush up your acting skills!

Acting lesson anyone?: The performing level on the average Indian soap is beyond hope. The way they hem and ham on Zee's whodunit Tamanna House isn't the least amusing. Forget who did the murder? Who the hell told these people they can act in the first place? The confusion of histrionic abilities is created strictly by the glut of soaps which necessitates mass scale employment of sub- standard talent.

Zee's talent-scouting contest India's Best is quite revealing. If these young people from all over the country are supposed to be the stars of tomorrow then I'm glad to say Shah Rukh Khan needn't feel threatened for many many years to come.


Miles to go before you sleep, er can act...

It's interesting to see how these wannashines react to being rejected. Most of them bluntly accuse the judges of favouritism. One male reject last week chased the cameraman for recording his misery. Another girl in Kolkata attributed her loss to a "lucky cap", which she didn't wear while auditioning.

I must say some of the judges seem to be strugglers themselves. And surely, in trying to accommodate as many 'winners' as possible, these judges are doing the young of the nation a disservice.

So many dream seekers in this land of ours! And so few Bollywood Bosses to accommodate them.

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With stars in his eyes- Sanjay Leela Bhansali

Passion for the big screen: We saw one such moghul again on Anita Horam's fine series on the BBC, on the movers and shakers of our movies. While the first episode on Ram Gopal Varma telecast last week was stark straight and in-your-face, this week Sanjay Leela Bhansali, unarguably the finest living filmmaker of India, came across like his cinema: larger than life, sensitive , expansive and extremely passionate.

The BBC cameras took him to his roots in a chawl of Mumbai, where he emotionally told us that the secret longing for epic spaces that that we see manifested in his films originated from the cramped space where he lived with his mother. Bhansali also took us to visit the Pune Film Institute to show us the beginnings of his genius.

The visuals from his film made our hearts leap. But where were the voices that have worked with Bhansali to such telling heights of glory? Where was Aishwarya Rai, whose career owes so much to Bhansali's cinema? Where was Shah Rukh Khan whom Devdas immortalized? There were just Salman Khan and Ajay Devgan mouthing a few lines about a man, whose talent cannot be described in a full-length thesis. And there was a trade specialist Amit Khanna making surprisingly churlish comments on Bhansali's lavish cinema. Can't the unsuccessful be generous?

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Playing her trumps card- Mallika Sherawat

Small talk: Prabhu Chawla's one-to-one with Mallika Sherawat on Aaj Tak's Seedhi Baat was revealing, though not in the way Chawla wanted it to be. He went on and on about her stripping and would she do a full nude sequence until Ms Sherawat almost lost her cool and exclaimed, "You must be feeling like a real vidwan (scholar) treating me this way, just because I'm a small town girl."

Sherawat never fails to play the small-town card in her interviews. And of course her two most famous lines: "I'll marry a man who has more balls than me" and "There's a censor within me"

The rest was touch-and-go with Chawla, treading the offensive path while Mallika refused to be defensive.

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