Of serials and their double-dealing drivel

(Posted on 27 September 2005)

The premiere of Sanjay Leela Bhansali's Black this Sunday on Star Gold had the nation mesmerized. Very few films render themselves so effectively to both the cinematic and home mediums. Black managed it beautifully. Sure, we were aghast at the profusion of ads that accompanied almost every sequence, specially at the end when suddenly just before the final shots, some more ads came on to disturb the virile flow of unseen emotions.

But hey, everything comes with a price! What was so refreshing and nice were all the Black-related interviews that jogged our memories about this monumental classic's release eight months ago.

I loved what director Sanjay Leela Bhansali and his awesome main lead Amitabh Bachchan had to say to me about the TV premiere of their favourite work.

Said Sanjay, "TV is such an important medium. There're so many people who couldn't see it in the theaters. The film will now be accessible to those who couldn't experience it earlier. That makes me very happy."

Mr Bachchan was even more forthright about the medium's rollicking reach. "Size is never a criteria for noticing nuances. If you do not possess the intelligence to savour subtleties you won't do so on a screen any size - be it a 70 mm screen or a laptop. TV brings in a personalized intimate experience. People will probably watch Black alone or with the people they love in an environment they're comfortable with. In this way they'd be less distracted and be better able to relate to the characters… No extraneous distractions, no ambient chatter, no mobile phone going on, no popcorn-carrying latecomers blocking your view, and no embarrassment when brimming with emotion, a tear spills out of your eye.

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Wish we could have more such movie experiences to chew on rather than the increasing volume of sloppy soaps shot in bungalows that third-rate Hindi cinema patented for decades.

I'm glad to know that Zee intends to resume a slot for telefilms. I happened to preview one of the films meant for this slot. Ananth Mahadevan's ready-for-release Hindi film Staying Alive had me completely bowled over by its lucid yet sparse emotionalism as two incompatible men, played brilliantly by director Mahadevan and Sourabh Shukla struggled for life and 'breadth' in the ICU.

Staying Alive is a film that makes you thankful for the gift of life… and cinema.

Suddenly there's a truck-load of new serials to deal with, some of it of a highly cannibalized caliber. Sahara's Koh-I-Noor seems copied from Zee's bombshell Time Bomb. Sahara's new night-cap Kshitij seems to be an extension of Zee's Sarkar.
Honestly, do we need another soap about dishonest politicians, and that too one where the characters seem to be twice-removed from originality. While Sarkar seeks inspiration from a long-forgotten masala-maar-ke political drama called Sansad, Kshitij goes to Sarkar and comes up with a chief minister's household teeming with dysfunctional characters, like a volatile son whose wife seems to share a special bonding with her father-in-law.

In the inaugural episode father-in-law (SM Zahir) did a lovey-dovey sequence with his screen wife Rita Bhaduri (commenting on her eyes) before he was shot down on the steps of Parliament House.

Remember how Divya Seth's politician husband was gunned down in the first episode of Sarkar?

Are the serials becoming contagious? How do else do we account for this double dealing drivel?

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Speaking of drivel, the other films this weekend were so fake! Especially Tanuja Chandra's Film Star which got a first-time premiere on Sahara on Friday night.

I must admit I'm very angry with Tanuja. How could the maker of Dushman, Sangharsh and Sur (flawed but commendable for their originality of vision) make such ersatz tripe?! Supposedly an insider's look at the sham and shindig of showbiz (and barring Kagaz Ke Phool we all know how these films-on-film function!) Film Star had Mahima Chowdhary hamming away dangerously as a hysterical fast-fading 'superstar' (wishful shrinking) who cannibalizes a battered wife's (Vasundhara Das) life to resurrect her career.

Mahima turned her role of a lifetime into a role of laugh time. She was 'supported' by an earnest but deadpan Priyanshu Chatterjee and a plump and far-from-persecuted-looking Vasundhara Das (singers , whether Sonu, Lucky Ali or Vasundhara, should just stick to doing what they know best) whom Aryan Vaid raped so half-heartedly you wondered what was lacking: sex or common sense.

Film Star was about marital rape. It was also about the rape of sensible woman-centric cinema.

No wonder Sahara didn't waste time and money giving Film Star a theatrical release and put it straight on television. Film Star belongs in the archives under the section Director Gone To The Dogs.

Black the Movie's pic from: hindi.galatta.com
Flim Star's Pic from: images.indiaglitz.com

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