Love him or hate him, you can't ignore him

(Posted on 11 October 2005)

What do you with Shekhar Suman? Either you ignore him or laugh with him. He's so irrepressibly irreverent that you end up laughing at his jokes even if you don't want to. I watched him do a take-off on Shahrukh Khan's Lux ad. And one thing I could tell you with certainty… the Shekhar Sumans won't be invited for any binge chez the Khans.

Star's The Great Indian Comedy Show has some terrific comic talent. The takeoffs are pretty cool if they aren't busy being cruel.

Shekhar Suman's Pol Khol is a specially scathing comment on the affairs of the state. I've become especially fond of the man's sharp tongue after I saw him take off on Shakti Kapoor for telling the world that he's the best villain ever and the most handsome. I love it when Shekhar punctures the gas bags. Trouble is he sometimes ends up looking like one himself. Can't be helped. Our television is a medium where the difference between chalk and cheese is not easy to discern.

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One event that certainly registered above all others this week was when John Abraham and Bipasha Basu showed up on Star's KBC2 to regale audiences with tales from the Bong-throng.

Bipasha in a flaming-red sari looked every bit the Kolkatan cool-cat. And she was surprisingly nervous and homely. John and she looked so much like a couple they could've been married for years. AB humoured them and made them feel ten feet tall. There were loads of anecdotes on their past, all adding up to a fabulously fulsome hour and a half of game and anecdotes.

My favourite chatty stopover was about John's penchant for mobikes, with AB letting out that John, Abhishek and Uday Chopra often zoomed away in the dead of the night.

Bipasha said she stopped riding pillion after the time he drove her to a nervous wreck by cribbing that his fuel tank would get scratched by her nails, etc. This was a couple so much in love you could do away with the prize money and just watch them being so comfortable together.

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Star's Baa Bahu Aur Baby turned fashionably topical when last week one character Pravin got lost in the torrential deluge. I've noticed the soap has a tendency to smother the satire in what looks like acres of ache.

Funny or grim? Take your pick. Star's other new series Shanno Ki Shaadi is again pre-determined by an absence of a dramatic core. The foreign-returned Sindhi Prince Charming is totally smitten by the desi paratha-specialist sniveling and sniffing Punjaban (Divya Dutta).

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Can't see what the attraction is. But chemistry is hard to define. The satire makes unending references to parathas and courtship rituals. But since the boy adores the girl from the moment he sees her I can't see where Cinderella can take her pumpkin, but to the mandap.

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Rarely if ever, do we get a chance to see the stars drop their defenses down in the truest sense. I was tickled pink on Sony's Sitaron Ki Dhoom on Sunday evening when Shaan singing away boisterously got several TV stars to come on stage for a bout of singing and dancing. But the best part of the exercise was to watch 'Tulsi' Smriti Irani let her hair down to the svelte sound of 'It's the time to disco.'

Well well… wonders never shriek!

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And if Ketaki Dave as Daksha can make a comeback to Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi, anything can happen on TV. Daksha Ben the most popular character in Kyunki… is all set to return to the soap after a hiatus of nearly three years.

Producer Ekta Kapoor confirms the return of the parody-gal. “It's true that we're bringing back Ketaki Dave as the popular Daksha Behn in Kyunkii... Now that the soap is turning another corner and ready to go into another generation leap, she could fit in nicely."

The actress is reluctant to talk about her return into the roomy folds of the ceaseless soap. "Yes, Ekta and I have spoken. But the details have yet to be worked out. So I'd rather not talk about it yet."

Ketaki's departure from Kyunki… wasn't a signal for her new career in films, as she had hoped. She did bag a lead opposite Johnny Lever in the Govinda comedy Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiya. But the film essentially cashed in on her image as Daksha from the soap. Soon her career in films fizzled out.

Now she's all set to return to the medium that made her a star. Diehard fans of the long-running soap would remember Daksha as the comic lynchpin of the soap. With her thick Gujarati accent and her patented exclamation, "Aa-ra–ra-ra!' Ketaki was quite a scene stealer, so much so that she needed to be cut d/own to size.

When the actress parted ways with the producer, they brought in Himani Shivpuri into Kyunki… for a while as the comic lady. But it didn't work. Himani was sent packing.

"Not that anyone is indispensable," says Ekta. "But we did miss Daksha on Kyunki."

To end on sober note… are the values propagated by Mahatma Gandhi really dead? Watched MTV's Kya Baat Hai with some interest. It featured the entire cast of that lovely film Maine Gandhi Ko Nahin Mara in conversation with youngsters who threw their eye-for-an-eye philosophy at the congregation… It shocked the pacifists. It certainly shocked Urmila Matondkar who couldn't believe we were living in times of such abject cynicism. And when Ashok Pandit got especially aggressive Boman Irani used his smiley placard as a shield.

War of mouth, I guess.

Shekhar and Smriti's by VICKY AHUJA
John Abraham and Bipasha Basu's pic from: www.indya.com

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