News for the star struck

(Posted on 29 August 2005)

What makes news? Or more pertinently who makes news? Karisma Kapoor's very personal marital squabble has now become a staple of the news channels. The sad part of the twisted reportage is that it misses the point completely. There isn't one scrap of footage of Karisma in the present day.

A voice-over informs us of stuff that yellow journalism is infamous for. Visuals of the actress from her films - any film from Shakti to Rishta where she had a child to tend to - and archival footage of her marriage clutter the marquee.

Close your eyes, and you'd be transported back to the good old days of radio. It's sad. But that's what the news channels have reduced themselves to, thanks to the insatiable hunger for gossipy tidbits which supposedly make a helluva difference to the TRPs.

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TV promotion of films has also become dreadfully predictable. There's hardly any variety to what's said on these promote-a-film binges.


Divya Dutta is one actress who gives her optimum for a role. So it is with Shanno Ki Shaadi. It's a simple story about a young girl's search for a bridegroom. Vikas Bhalla who plays a supporting role in this week's film Pyar Mein Twist, gets to jump many steps up. He's the soap's hero. He's the NRI returned to India, and to Shanno's dhaba to be more precise, where he tries out the parathas made by her.

Mouth-watering? But Shanno Ki Shaadi needs time to take off. It's been a while since we had a Plane Jane metamorphosing into an eligible candidate for Prince Charming. Shanno ki Shaadi fits the bill. But will it have the kind of impact that Divya Dutta's career commands?

This wonderful actress has cut down considerably on TV assignments. "I like Shanno ki Shaadi because I had never done anything like it before. The whole process of Shanno's transformation from a sniveling giggly bachelor girl with stars in her eyes, to a confident woman of the world is very interesting to me."

But isn't this the Jassi formula all over again? Has TV suddenly discovered the virtues of frumpiness?

Not if you go by the growing popularity of Eva Longoria, the girl from the avidly watched Desperate Housewives who's pleasuring her gardener while her millionaire husband is making the bucks.

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The bucks 'n' f..ks formula in Desperate Housewives is a big hit. Its raunchy tenor has left Sex & The City far behind. I watch the series as frequently as possible, and not just because Karan Johar comes on air to recommend it (I'm not surprised since his Koffee With Karan replicates the mood of glorious insouciance from Desperate Housewives).

The screenwriting is so brilliant it makes our average desi soap appear frumpy in comparison. I feel Desperate Housewives will precipitate a renaissance in the way TV soaps style their screenplays. The ailing never-ending sagas of familial suffering are soon going to be a thing of the past. Let's have them in a way that they remain fresh for as long as they last.

Saif Ali Khan and Preity Zinta were fun doing the Raksha Bandhan special of Kaun Banega Crorepati. I wondered why they were invited for Raksha Bandhan. But then they did appear to be as comfortable as siblings together sharing confidences, whispering over the answers.

Speaking on the comfort level that he seemed to share with his celebrity-guests the host-with-the-most Amitabh Bachchan laughed, "That's the Indian concept of hospitality. The ghar bulaya mehmaan is supposed to be God. That's why I treat every contestant and his/her companion the way I do. I behave with them as I would if I had a guest over. As for the relaxed demeanour and casual clothes, those were all decided by the channel. I had no say in it."

AB also spoke to me about the impact of KBC. "I'm really surprised at the way it has worked. I never really thought it would. That's because I'm never as confident about my projects as those around me seem to be. The whole process of doing KBC is a learning process for me as well as the contestant. The other day there was a contestant who had to identify one of the capital cities of the country. In trying to hit on the right answer he actually went through the whole gamut of capital cities in the country loudly one by one. In that way he made his own process of discovery a journey for all of to participate in. I think it's the participative spirit of KBC, and not my presence, that makes it such a success."

While the celeb-guests lounged and reveled in the august company on KBC, there was another celebrity on Sony's Fame Gurukul. Karan Johar was the star-judge on the talent-hunting contest. He couldn't help commenting on how filmy one of the contestants - Qazi Touqueer - was.

But I'd like to know why we were treated to a shaadi special on Fame Gurukul on Raksha Bandhan day… As confusing as having Preity and Saif on KBC 2 on the day shared by siblings.

On the always-watchable BBC special Talking Movies, actress Jessica Simpson said , "I'm not a bimbo. But I definitely have my ditzy moments."

Wish our celebs would learn to take themselves lightly too. If it isn't them, it's the media making them out to be mountains. A business story on CNBC referred to John Abraham as "Brand Abraham". A bit early in the day for that, especially since the story seemed to be based on one motocycle ad that the actor has done.
It's hard to figure out who's more star stuck. The people who run news channels or those who watch them.

Karishma and Sanjays pic from: www.subhvivaah.com

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